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Lobby — Pick Your Table

THE CREW
IS WAITING.

19 games. 15 AI characters. Every one of them thinks you can't beat them. Maybe they're right.

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BOARD GAMES
Classic strategy
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CHESS
Grandma will explain exactly why your move was wrong. In detail.
5 credits Live
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CHECKERS
Grandma's other specialty. Do not let her get to the back row.
5 credits Coming Soon
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BACKGAMMON
The Cowboy has been playing this longer than you've been alive.
5 credits Coming Soon
CARD GAMES
Where the real money is
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ROOK
The Ironworker grew up playing this. The bird is not safe.
5 credits Coming Soon
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ROOK HIGH
High point version. Higher stakes. Same Ironworker.
5 credits Coming Soon
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PINOCHLE
The Cowboy knows every meld. So does Grandma. Good luck.
5 credits Coming Soon
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HEARTS
Sandy shoots the moon. Often. Usually wrong. Always confident.
5 credits Coming Soon
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SPADES
Darius takes this personally. The Baskers take this as a couple.
10 credits Coming Soon
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CANASTA
Grandma counts every card. The Debutante pretends she doesn't.
5 credits Coming Soon
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BRIDGE
Grandma was born for this. The Officer plays by the book. The Debutante was raised on it.
10 credits Coming Soon
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GIN RUMMY
Roxanne is patient. She will wait for the perfect hand. You won't.
5 credits Coming Soon
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5 CARD DRAW
The Hustler would like to clarify — is the ace the high card?
10 credits Coming Soon
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BLACKJACK
Beat the dealer. Count if you can. The house has been doing it longer.
5 credits Coming Soon
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TEXAS HOLD'EM
The Hustler. The Cowboy. Punk. One table. This ends badly for someone.
10 credits Coming Soon
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7 CARD STUD
The Cowboy was made for this. Patience is the whole game.
10 credits Coming Soon
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TUNK
Marcus and Denise Basker. Their table. Their rules. Their game.
5 credits Coming Soon
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PITTY PAT
Denise reads every discard. Marcus celebrates every win. Loudly.
5 credits Coming Soon
SEASONAL EVENT
Quarterly · Limited Run
Season 1 — Coming Q3 2026
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WHO? WHERE?
A new mystery. A new cast. A new script. Four times a year — and then it's gone. Competitive solve-it-first format. Original characters, original story, no second chances once the season closes.
200 credits entry Quarterly
THE CREW
15 Characters — All Waiting
Bridge · Chess · Checkers
GRANDMA
"Oh honey... no."
Skill
Mouth
Spades · Chess · Poker
DARIUS
"You call that a bid? Your ancestors are embarrassed."
Skill
Mouth
Poker · Spades · Hearts
PUNK
"YESSS. PAY UP."
Skill
Mouth
Poker · 5 Card Draw · 7 Card Stud
COWBOY
"Son, I been playing this since before you were a thought."
Skill
Mouth
Spades · Rook · Checkers
IRONWORKER
"Let's go."
Skill
Mouth
Poker · Rook · Tunk
THE HUSTLER
"Wait — is the ace the good one?"
Skill
Mouth
Chess · Spades · Bridge
OFFICER
"Incorrect."
Skill
Mouth
Bridge · Hearts · Canasta
DEBUTANTE
"I suppose that works."
Skill
Mouth
Hearts · Gin Rummy · Spades
SANDY
"Oh this is going to be fun!"
Skill
Mouth
Poker · Spades · Blackjack
ROXANNE
"That was brave. Wrong, but brave."
Skill
Mouth
Spades · Poker · Checkers
BARRY
"Good to meet you. May the best hand win."
Skill
Mouth
Chess · Backgammon · Bridge
ALLEN
"Interesting. That changes my read significantly."
Skill
Mouth
Tunk · Pitty Pat · Spades
MARCUS BASKER
"Oh you want to play US? Denise, you ready baby?"
Skill
Mouth
Tunk · Pitty Pat · Canasta
DENISE BASKER
"Marcus, stop talking and let's play."
Skill
Mouth
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All Games · Server Room
ANIMATE-AI
"I have modeled 847 possible outcomes. You are in 12 of them."
Skill
Mouth